Geoffrey Long
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Somebody set us up the bomb!

So I did in fact turn to the heavy artillery, resorting to a Jamba Juice Coldbuster smoothie. You guys thought I was kidding about this being the H-bomb of cold defense, but what else would you call a beverage that has 2170% of your daily vitamin C recommendation? That's right, kids, say it with me – two thousand, one hundred and seventy percent. That's not warfare, that's overkill. If I still have this damn cold tomorrow, I'm going to the ER and demanding antibiotics for the bubonic plague.

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