Tip of the Quill: A Journal
It’s the hat.

So, on a whim, I googled myself. I was pleased to discover that I not only hold the top page rank for “Geoffrey Long”, but I totally dominate the entire first page. A little further, and I will own ‘Geoffrey Long’ on Google. Mwa ha ha ha.
However, I did find another Geoffrey Long out there, a Geoffrey Leal Long from the University of Washington, out ’round Seattle. One of the links on Google said ‘pictures’. Cool, I thought, let’s see what another Geoffrey Long looks like.
Not only does the dude have my name, he also has my hat. Jeez!