Tip of the Quill: A Journal
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If anybody’s wondering why I’m a quivering little ball of hate right now, it’s because I have over one hundred and twenty emails in my inbox all demanding something or other. So if you’re reading this message and wondering where I am or where whatever-it-is-you’re-demanding happens to be, I’m working on it, and I’ll get to you faster if you leave me alone.