{"id":988,"date":"2005-03-14T00:32:05","date_gmt":"2005-03-14T00:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=988"},"modified":"2005-03-14T00:32:05","modified_gmt":"2005-03-14T00:32:05","slug":"irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/988","title":{"rendered":"Irony."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bitten by the health bug, and then stung in the face by the cold bug.  Sunday&#8217;s mental and physical conditions were <i>all over the map,<\/i> including two or three heavy-duty naps, one point where I totally zoned out while sitting in my parked car for a good fifteen minutes, and now I&#8217;m sitting here at the keyboard sniffling and blinking blearily before attempting to go to bed.  Probably a good thing I didn&#8217;t make Texas, then.<br \/>\n<i>Ugh.<\/i>  Another thing worth noting: one should not, under any circumstances, attempt to read O&#8217;Reilly books while flirting with disease.  My goal for the weekend was to read 400 pages&#8217; worth of <i>ActionScript for Flash MX: The Definitive Guide,<\/i> and I actually achieved a grand total of about 50.  It went something like this: read chapter, nap.  Read chapter, nap.<br \/>\nSneeze index: high.  Productivity index: low.  Fark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bitten by the health bug, and then stung in the face by the cold bug. Sunday&#8217;s mental and physical conditions were all over the map, including two or three heavy-duty naps, one point where I totally zoned out while sitting in my parked car for a good fifteen minutes, and now I&#8217;m sitting here at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-voice-tip-of-the-quill"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4e5QR-irony","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}