{"id":693,"date":"2004-04-07T11:24:05","date_gmt":"2004-04-07T11:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=693"},"modified":"2004-04-07T11:24:05","modified_gmt":"2004-04-07T11:24:05","slug":"the-wrong-kind-of-fusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/693","title":{"rendered":"The wrong kind of fusion."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, no.  Nicked from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottandrew.com\">Scott Andrew<\/a>: the horror that is <a title=\"beatallica.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.beatallica.com\/\">Beatallica<\/a>.<br \/>\nThat is wrong on <i>so<\/i> many levels.  I love it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, no. Nicked from Scott Andrew: the horror that is Beatallica. That is wrong on so many levels. I love it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-bb","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}