{"id":690,"date":"2004-04-06T23:06:26","date_gmt":"2004-04-06T23:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=690"},"modified":"2004-04-06T23:06:26","modified_gmt":"2004-04-06T23:06:26","slug":"truth-in-advertising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/690","title":{"rendered":"Truth in advertising."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find it greatly amusing that the ads for <i>The Matrix: Revolutions<\/i> is being pitched with the simple catchphrase, &#8220;complete the trilogy&#8221;.  Uh, yeah &#150; because the only people who would buy that piece of schlock are the completists.<br \/>\nWhich, unfortunately, probably includes me.  One of these days.  *sigh*  Maybe someday they&#8217;ll release a Super Secret Special Apology Edition that, y&#8217;know, doesn&#8217;t <i>suck?<\/i><br \/>\nYeah, I know.  A man can dream, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find it greatly amusing that the ads for The Matrix: Revolutions is being pitched with the simple catchphrase, &#8220;complete the trilogy&#8221;. Uh, yeah &#150; because the only people who would buy that piece of schlock are the completists. Which, unfortunately, probably includes me. One of these days. *sigh* Maybe someday they&#8217;ll release a Super [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-b8","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}