{"id":583,"date":"2004-01-11T09:50:59","date_gmt":"2004-01-11T09:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=583"},"modified":"2004-01-11T09:50:59","modified_gmt":"2004-01-11T09:50:59","slug":"two-words-fuh-reezing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/583","title":{"rendered":"Two words.  Fuh.  Reezing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jefferson Davis and my aunt Mavis, it&#8217;s frickin&#8217; <i>cold<\/i> down here.  The windows in my room are only single-pane glass, so it&#8217;s really, <i>really<\/i> cold in here.  Methinks I&#8217;m going to go work from a Starbucks or a Barnes and Noble this week, just to have someplace warm to sit.  Jeezus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jefferson Davis and my aunt Mavis, it&#8217;s frickin&#8217; cold down here. The windows in my room are only single-pane glass, so it&#8217;s really, really cold in here. Methinks I&#8217;m going to go work from a Starbucks or a Barnes and Noble this week, just to have someplace warm to sit. Jeezus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-9p","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}