{"id":47,"date":"2002-12-05T13:20:16","date_gmt":"2002-12-05T13:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=47"},"modified":"2002-12-05T13:20:16","modified_gmt":"2002-12-05T13:20:16","slug":"damn-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/47","title":{"rendered":"Damn, snow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Whoa.<\/i>  Last night they were calling for snow.  A lot of snow.  Every time &#8220;they&#8221; call for &#8220;a lot&#8221; of snow, we get something like half an inch, if that.  Winters here in Maryland aren&#8217;t <i>diddly squat<\/i> compared to some of the rip-roaring, blizzard-snorting winters we used to have back in my day in Ohio.  Uphill.  Both ways.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>This time, however, &#8220;they&#8221; were right on the money.  Holy cats.  We&#8217;ve got something like six inches of snow out there, <i>and it&#8217;s still coming.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><P>New, previously undiscovered drawback of working at home: no snow days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoa. Last night they were calling for snow. A lot of snow. Every time &#8220;they&#8221; call for &#8220;a lot&#8221; of snow, we get something like half an inch, if that. Winters here in Maryland aren&#8217;t diddly squat compared to some of the rip-roaring, blizzard-snorting winters we used to have back in my day in Ohio. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-voice-tip-of-the-quill"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-L","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}