{"id":173,"date":"2003-02-28T00:41:59","date_gmt":"2003-02-28T00:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=173"},"modified":"2003-02-28T00:41:59","modified_gmt":"2003-02-28T00:41:59","slug":"insert-gratuitous-double-joke-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/173","title":{"rendered":"Insert gratuitous &#8220;double&#8221; joke here."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um, whoa.  <i>Playboy<\/i> is apparently on the lookout for the hottest baristas in America for an upcoming <A href=\"http:\/\/news.moneycentral.msn.com\/category\/industryarticle.asp?feed=PR&#038;Date=20030225&#038;ID=2341529\">women of Starbucks<\/a> issue.  The mind boggles.  I wonder if the &#8220;babes of Borders&#8221; issue will be far behind&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um, whoa. Playboy is apparently on the lookout for the hottest baristas in America for an upcoming women of Starbucks issue. The mind boggles. I wonder if the &#8220;babes of Borders&#8221; issue will be far behind&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-voice-tip-of-the-quill"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-2N","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}