Dear world,
\nPlease stop selling us stuff. If nothing else, this move has proven to me that Laura and I have way, way, way too much of it. I am officially considering a moratorium on purchasing all new non-essential media and other stuff until I have successfully consumed and\/or experienced everything currently in the house, which includes piles<\/i> of unread books, unwatched DVDs (primarily TV series on DVD that I’d found great deals on – $20 a season is my ‘sweet spot’, or more accurately, my ‘sucker spot’), and unplayed games. Seriously, I probably have enough media stockpiled in here to last me until 2008.
\nAnd I’m still<\/i> not done unloading the old apartment. Good grief. Instead of selling us more stuff, please send assistance. Mayday, mayday – drowning in boxes, please send pie.
\nBest,
\nGeoff and Laura<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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