{"id":1088,"date":"2005-10-13T10:05:10","date_gmt":"2005-10-13T10:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=1088"},"modified":"2005-10-13T10:05:10","modified_gmt":"2005-10-13T10:05:10","slug":"the-occasional-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/1088","title":{"rendered":"The occasional idiot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then I do something fairly dumb.  Mercifully, it doesn&#8217;t happen often, but on days like today, when I thought I was running late to my eleven o&#8217;clock class until I got to the door, peered into the little window and saw an <i>entirely different class,<\/i> then had to pull out my datebook to remember that said class actually happened at <i>one<\/i> o&#8217;clock, well, on days like today I feel like an idiot.<br \/>\nOn the other hand, it&#8217;s rather nice to be an hour and forty-five minutes early instead of fifteen minutes late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then I do something fairly dumb. Mercifully, it doesn&#8217;t happen often, but on days like today, when I thought I was running late to my eleven o&#8217;clock class until I got to the door, peered into the little window and saw an entirely different class, then had to pull out my datebook [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-hy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}