{"id":1042,"date":"2005-06-07T16:36:47","date_gmt":"2005-06-07T16:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=1042"},"modified":"2005-06-07T16:36:47","modified_gmt":"2005-06-07T16:36:47","slug":"funny-it-seems-a-little-early-in-the-season-for-sweltering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/1042","title":{"rendered":"Funny, it seems a little early in the season for &#8216;sweltering&#8217;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Omigod, it&#8217;s 5:30 PM and 91 degrees in Chicago, and my big computer rig is in the part of the apartmenty the furthest away from my air conditioner.  I&#8217;d move the air conditioner but I think the combination of that sucker&#8217;s power draw and the big rig would blow a major fuse.  <i>Fark.<\/i><br \/>\nGuess there&#8217;s nothing to do but slack, sweat and go on an ice cream run, huh?  \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Omigod, it&#8217;s 5:30 PM and 91 degrees in Chicago, and my big computer rig is in the part of the apartmenty the furthest away from my air conditioner. I&#8217;d move the air conditioner but I think the combination of that sucker&#8217;s power draw and the big rig would blow a major fuse. Fark. Guess there&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-gO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}