{"id":1041,"date":"2005-06-03T17:08:02","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T17:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/?p=1041"},"modified":"2005-06-03T17:08:02","modified_gmt":"2005-06-03T17:08:02","slug":"abandon-hope-all-ye-who-enter-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/archives\/1041","title":{"rendered":"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m posting this courtesy of Puck, my Treo 650.  (Yes, Tom, I know it&#8217;s also the name of your Mac Mini, but anyone who&#8217;s ever held a Treo will appreciate the name.)  I just crossed the state line into Michigan, and as a native Ohioan I once again have that unsettling feeling of being a Palestinian walking through Israel.  Or vice versa, take your pick.  Either way, this is where the world ends.<br \/>\nAh, Michigan.  Boooo.  \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n(And to Laura, Em, Mark, Erin, Mike, Andrea and my other friends in Michigan, I love you guys.  Now please move.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m posting this courtesy of Puck, my Treo 650. (Yes, Tom, I know it&#8217;s also the name of your Mac Mini, but anyone who&#8217;s ever held a Treo will appreciate the name.) I just crossed the state line into Michigan, and as a native Ohioan I once again have that unsettling feeling of being a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4e5QR-gN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geoffreylong.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}